Curse

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 08, 2010, 02:11 PM // 14:11

granted, but it is made with faux chicken

I wish I had a chocolate shake.

Lord Sojar · Jun 08, 2010, 05:25 PM // 17:25

Granted, but it is made from 100% pure cacao and no sugar, making it unbelievably bitter.

I wish we had fusion power already!

Tommy's · Jun 08, 2010, 05:32 PM // 17:32

We have, but we don't know how to control it.

I wish my Guild was irrelevant.

Bobby2 · Jun 08, 2010, 06:20 PM // 18:20

Granted. Your guild fades into obscurity, but people at work or school will start to refer to you as 'Noob'.

I wish Coke and chocolate would taste well together.

Tommy's · Jun 08, 2010, 08:54 PM // 20:54

They taste great together, though you are allergic to both of 'm

I wish I had a working tablet.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 08, 2010, 10:36 PM // 22:36

granted, but your hands no longer work.

i wish this bounty gave more than 4 war supplies.

Tommy's · Jun 10, 2010, 08:25 PM // 20:25

Granted it gives 5. But the price of Royal Gifts and Medals doubles.

I wish I could stop time and still move (like me being the only one

)

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 10, 2010, 09:12 PM // 21:12

granted,but as the world stands still, you continue to age at a rapid rate

i wish i was in command

Bobby2 · Jun 11, 2010, 12:32 AM // 00:32

Granted. But all of your charges are too retarded to understand your orders.

I wish Platoon would end with Sgt. Barnes victorious.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 11, 2010, 12:54 AM // 00:54

granted, but he loses in the new sequel.

i wish i knew how this TF2 free weekend worked